uselesslovesongs asked: you're beautiful :)

And so are you miss :) your very good at drawing too! :D <3

Anonymous asked: Why pretend to be something your clearly not?

I don’t pretend to be anything, what are you even accusing me of pretending to be?

snapshot19 asked: Green

Why thank you Sam! :’)

Anonymous asked: post a picture of ur ass :D

Whyyy? My arse is literally non-existent! 

thecallingofablowjob asked: Hey Ally, Hope you're okay, I miss all you welsh people :(

Heyhey sweetie pie, I miss you so very much ): A long chat sometime is needed! :)

Anonymous asked: since its tuesday, any chance of gettin topless, apparently thats how it works on here

You really want to see my lesser clothed body? REALLY? Don’t even know why, it isn’t that nice. I’ll think about it maybe..

What’s the best way to cook a baby?

Cook a baby? Are you retarded? Seriously..

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mywifesatwat-deactivated2011100 asked: I have a body spray that smells like hair wax. Whoever decided that was a good idea needs shooting.

That’s lovely..

mmmmmmmm…, i wanna suck your vagina so hard ;) horny yet???

Um right, yep I’m so moist you want to ‘suck’ my vagina? Oh hunny..

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mywifesatwat-deactivated2011100 asked: We have our reasons. For a short amount of time he's alright I just can't stand prolonged periods of time with him. And he is a creeper. And he looks like a teddy bear.

1. *puppy, he has a puppy face, and there’s nothing wrong with that either I guess, isn’t his fault he popped out his mum with a baby face and then failed to grow out of it ;P 

I really don’t mind him any more, he can be really nice to talk to, and the fact I rip him to shit and he doesn’t take offence just tries his best to give it back, fails like ;D

do you have unlimited texts?

Until the end of the month, and then I have all £2.50 credit I have until I get payed midway through next month. Boohoo.

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mywifesatwat-deactivated2011100 asked: Surely you don't mean Hayden 'Ghetto' Gospel?

I do haha, don’t be all nasty on him now! He is a sweet heart, and I think it’s quite harsh you guys all leave him out..

eljeffo asked: 4 17 28 :D

I think I’m in a relationship.. I think.

I don’t like very well planned dates, I’m more of a spontaneous person. I think maybe like a fair, then few drinks on the beach would be nice..

I don’t hate anyone really…

jtipping93 asked: sorryy xD, 3 + 26

My best friends are Cai, known him like years :’) Mark, and Amy.

I don’t live my life by quotes but these are some I like: ‘“Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war.” - ‘looking for Alaska, and also this from the same book, because it’s just perfect. ‘I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk. Thinking about if people were rain. I was drizzle and she was hurricane.’

eljeffo asked: ▲ lolz

1. Do I think you’re attractive? Your cute yes Mark :)
2. Would I date you? Nooo, your my friend D:
3. Would I fuck you? Same as above ;P
4. Are you my tumblr crush? pfffft no ;P
5. Rate you out of 10: 10+ :’) 
6. Rate your blog out of 10: That’d be ten too, if you didn’t post that your unhappy, I don’t like you being unhappy ):